Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of shit

Metro Wealth Films in the House!! (IN MY BEDROOM!!)

I have NO IDEA!!

Doesn't look like it's being used as a residence, does it?

Eric Robinson, London McKinnon and the bathroom

And this is how they left the bathroom - London's response to my agitation about the rampant filth in which they lived - "if you wanted it tity [sic] you shoulda brought your ass back and cleaned it yourself":

Eric Robinson and the basement

Here is Eric The MANN enjoying the basement (which he painted black and red, with the same care and caution, and lack of permission, with which he painted the kitchen):

And here's how they left it:

Stapled and glued that foam to EVERYTHING

Really? What the absolute f*?

took the soap dish and toothbrush holder?

Foam. Yeah, I know what it was for, but NOT OK.  This was not his property.

Foam - glued to duct work